A Camp-Ready Classic with a Wink and a Reminder Some messages are worth saying out loud, and this one’s been whispered around trailheads and camp circles for generations. This tee brings a bit of camp humor with a whole lot of Leave No Trace spirit — a lighthearted nudge to do things the right way when nature calls. It’s the kind of shirt that gets a grin from the old-timers, a nod from the weekend warriors, and a knowing laugh from anyone who’s had to dig a proper cathole at dawn. The Graphic & Its Meaning Front and center is a vintage-style wilderness sign: a stick figure squatting between two tall pines, framed inside a classic rounded border. Paired with the bold phrase “DON’T BE A SURFACE SHITTER,” it serves as both a joke and a reminder of good backcountry manners. Perfect for campfire storytellers, trail stewards, and anyone who still packs a small shovel in their kit. Why They’ll Love It A humorous, heritage-leaning design that fits right in with camp culture A subtle nod to Leave No Trace ethics — funny, but rooted in respect Gift-ready for outdoorsy friends, seasoned hunters, and campsite comedians Built for everyday wear, whether you’re in town or out in the timber Fit & Details Classic fit for easy, comfortable everyday wear Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt 100% cotton in all solid colors Seamless double-needle collar Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting use Taped neck and shoulders for added durability Sizes S–5XL Available in Sand, Orange, Sport Grey, Forest Green, Navy, Black Brand Tagline Built for campfires, good stories, and the folks who still treat the woods with respect.